Say It, Say It, Say It

 

picture courtesy of West Side Cafe

The Fine Print & House Rules:

No naked dining. It ruins people’s appetite and scares young children. (*some limited exceptions may apply.) Warning: the coffee is hot and will burn your crotch if you spill it there so pay attention to what your doing. We are open for breakfast, lunch and dinner seven days a week! An 18% gratuity will be added to parties of five or more. An 18% gratuity will be added to split all checks. Twenty-five percent gratuity will be added to your check if you are pain in the ass. (So if you’re on a budget, try to resist the urge to be a jerk.) Grumpy, impatient people will be seated in another restaurant. Preferably in the back. Next to the kitchen. Cash is always preferred and appreciated. Enjoy your meal.

 

*Note to self: Some people think it. Others say it. Speak your truth. Then everyone knows exactly what’s expected. 

 

E.L. Chappel author of Risk/Spirit Dance

No longer underestimating the power of a good sense of humor.

aka The Glamorous Wife

 

Compliments of the West Side Cafe, Vail, CO. A casual place to get a great meal.