Tired of antiquated space trash cluttering the solar system, the Martians form a joint venture with Waste Management to get tough on intergalactic litterbugs. NASA and the Department of Defense are issued the first tickets.
*Note to self: Forgive me, I couldn’t resist.
*Cutting edge business idea: Super-sized satellite recycling bins.
*Bumper stickers on Mars: It’s easy being green. Go green or go home. Green and proud of it. Honk if you love your color.
*Words from mom: Clean up your own shit.
E.L. Chappel author of Risk
Keeper of the universe
aka The Glamorous Wife