Green Glam

Tired of antiquated space trash cluttering the solar system, the Martians form a joint venture with Waste Management to get tough on intergalactic litterbugs. NASA and the Department of Defense are issued the first tickets.

 

*Note to self: Forgive me, I couldn’t resist.

 

*Cutting edge business idea:  Super-sized satellite recycling bins.

 

*Bumper stickers on Mars:  It’s easy being green. Go green or go home. Green and proud of it. Honk if you love your color.

 

*Words from mom:  Clean up your own shit.

 

E.L. Chappel author of Risk

Keeper of the universe

aka The Glamorous Wife