Glam-Ingestion

Never bite into anything that is labeled time-release. Especially before a business dinner.

*Note to self: It takes less than ten minutes for the human body to flush beet red.

An extra five to break out in hives.

*Color me beautiful: Whether you’re a spring, summer, winter or fall, lumpy, ruby colored skin only goes well with one color. Black.

*Slow but certain remedy: One aspirin and one ibuprofen. In about an hour, your skin will fade to a piqued salmon.

E.L. Chappel author of Risk

Scaring young children and business acquaintances

aka The Glamours Wife