Holiday Party Glam
A true friend never hesitates to create a diversion.
*Note to self: Fancy party shoes plus polished tiled floor equals “Slip and Slide.”
*Scientific fact: Time it takes from the initial ankle twist until full floor contact: two seconds. Time required for friend to distract the crowd: a millisecond.
*Proven distractions in big groups: “Hey is that Brad Pitt?”
E.L. Chappel author of Risk
Dancing as fast I can
aka The Glamorous Wife