Holiday Party Glam

A true friend never hesitates to create a diversion.

 

*Note to self: Fancy party shoes plus polished tiled floor equals “Slip and Slide.”

 

*Scientific fact: Time it takes from the initial ankle twist until full floor contact: two seconds. Time required for friend to distract the crowd: a millisecond.

 

*Proven distractions in big groups: “Hey is that Brad Pitt?”

 

E.L. Chappel author of Risk

Dancing as fast I can

aka The Glamorous Wife