Quote of the week–

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“Everyone’s different. I guess that’s why you can pick your seat at the movies and pick your nose, but there’s one thing you can’t choose–family. Mine is like the Flintstones, hopelessly stuck in stone-age holiday traditions. Wilma, Fred, Barney and Betty scrambling around to get everything just right. Yabba, dabba, do. Well, I guess I need to wear comfortable shoes just in case I’m tasked with a last minute run to the QuikTrip in the bottomless bone mobile to pick up a few extra Brontosaurus turkey burgers.”

 

A saleswoman at Pierpont Hardware’s reply when asked what she’s doing for Thanksgiving.

 

Enjoy the day, even if you’re surrounded by more than one turkey.