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Tongue Jam Glam
“Bonkers” *Note to self: When trying to describe a particularly difficult person with grace, use a word no one really understands. *Interpretations: Crazy (institutionally or otherwise), funny, unreasonable, controlling or just a massive ass. (Not the same as “big bumps”.) *Used...
Glam-Slang
“Don’t jack my swag” *loose interpretation: Don’t copy my style *note to self: Does Rosetta Stone have a slang app? *used in a sentence: Don’t jack my ride, jones my brunch or eye my junk in the trunk. (You jumping jack...
Salad Glam
The average projectile for a baby carrot on an appetizer salad is about a three foot straight shot before arching to the floor. (Unless it pegs your neighbor in the arm or barrels into the suit jacket of guest sitting behind you. In either...