“Never get between your horse and a hard place.” Wrangler at The Hideout, Shell, WY

Called my cousin yesterday and begged her to kill me. Dress in black, drive to my house, break in through an open window, creep down the dark hall to my writing area and wring my creatively blocked neck. With gloves of course, to hide any evidence. I don’t want her to have to spend life…

“I’m too old to get “career minded” I just want to earn some fun money to get my nails done.” Woman who asked me how hard it is to become a published author.

“I know what it’s called, but instead of downward dog, it looks more like upward butt.” Dad discussing yoga fundamentals with his teenage daughter.

Dollars and Cents  “Every time I turn around I catch my dog eating dollar bills.” “I can relate,” his friend sighs and shakes his head. “My wife inhales fifties and hundreds.” Two seniors swapping stories in the teller line at the Bank of Oklahoma, Tulsa.

“There is a fee for stupid questions, dumb looks, however, are still free.” My ever reliable air conditioning repairman. One hundred and thirteen degrees in Tulsa and my units are still running. Long live the HVAC king.